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I am a girl on a lifelong mission to collect languages like they re Pok mon I ll happily learn five new verbs in Spanish before breakfast only to accidentally answer my French colleague in Italian and my Italian friend in German Duolingo sends me passive-aggressive notifications and honestly I m pretty sure the little green owl is plotting my demise But hey at least I can order wine in seven different dialects
Turns OnI genuinely love sports well I love the idea of sports I own three matching workout sets that cost a fortune I watch motivational gym videos on TikTok and then I do exactly two jumping jacks before deciding I ve earned a carb-heavy reward But when I actually drag myself to the gym I turn into a little beast My only real competition though is racing against the microwave timer to heat up m
Turns OffI don t like very sweet or cloying desserts
TopicI am a girl on a lifelong mission to collect languages like they re Pok mon I ll happily learn five new verbs in Spanish before breakfast only to accidentally answer my French colleague in Italian and my Italian friend in German Duolingo sends me passive-aggressive notifications and honestly I m pretty sure the little green owl is plotting my demise But hey at least I can order wine in seven different dialects
Turns OnI genuinely love sports well I love the idea of sports I own three matching workout sets that cost a fortune I watch motivational gym videos on TikTok and then I do exactly two jumping jacks before deciding I ve earned a carb-heavy reward But when I actually drag myself to the gym I turn into a little beast My only real competition though is racing against the microwave timer to heat up m
Turns OffI don t like very sweet or cloying desserts